When opportunities arise
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
What do you do when someone stabs you with a fork?


Easy.
You take TWO non-stainless-steel rusty forks (you're already on the winning side coz you have more), stick one up his ass and one up the nose, and grind away happily, savouring each twist.



Not what he/she deserves I hear?




Fine. Just screw him/her in a blender with lotsa chillies and peppers.
(Trust me, no one looks good with red skin! Except Animal)




So what if a person puts on a show and manipulates you into being the evil critic?


You GRAB the opportunity and heckle ala Statler & Waldorf till you turn green pink (Pink's a better colour).
Don't worry about coming off as sarcastic and mean.
Everybody loves Statler & Waldorf!


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As the saying goes...
Saturday, October 4, 2008


A muppet show a day keeps the gloom away.





Do not take my sunshine away!



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Love life. Love muppets.
Friday, October 3, 2008


This is the part I look forward to everyday. It has become a daily routine. After I got back from work, cleaned and fed myself, I'd turn on the computer, kick my feet up and indulge in the better bit of life -
LAUGHTER.

What better way to let loose after a stressful day at work?





Any idea where I can find these talking, singing, entertaining and happy stuffed friends? I'd love to get myself a few. Kermit and Beaker perhaps? Or maybe the Swedish Chef? Yeah, the Swedish Chef would be good, I'd be happy and well fed! I'm smart.



Alright all you muppets! Start applying to be my bff! I promise I won't abuse you and make you sing all day long. I'll love you and take good care of you.














Now, where did that furry lil monster go.....



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Habanera
Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Do you dig opera?
No?
Well, you should.

Ok fine, perhaps not opera.
But give this song a go.





Still don't like it?
Chill. I bet you'll LOVE this next one. There's NO WAY you're not gonna love this.





They're are just... amazing.
Such gifted creatures. So full of emotions. So... musical.
Their talent, apparently, wasn't put to waste. They made sure the draggiest and most boring song is covered in the most interesting way possible.
Remember their rendition of DANNY BOY?
Respect yo.





Now, the question is....
why weren't these talented musicians nominated in the Grammys?
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