I've taken up driving lessons. Finally. After a couple of lessons, my instructor took me out driving. Like, out on the road with lotsa lotsa cars about. So I've got the taste of what driving really is like.
Last night after supper, I persuaded my cousin to let me drive his car home. Seeing as his car is auto-geared, I thought it wouldn't be hard coz I know how to estimate turnings and all. My only problem with driving is the manual gear! Who's the smartypants who created manual gear?! (I know I know, the speed devils prefer manual. ISH)
Anyways, he agreed and stopped his car by the road side, a couple of feet away from the traffic light. And with full anticipation, I took over.
I was so proud of myself because I remembered to adjust the seat and rearview mirror and buckle up. I practiced all the steps. So proud of myself I tell you! Then with every bit of confidence and my instructor's lecture in mind, I turned on the signal light and checked the rearview mirror before stepping on the paddle thingie that moves the car (oops! WHAT'S IT CALLED?!). At this point, I was still gloating thinking I'm good I remembered everything my instructor told me.
There were only a couple of cars behind and the coast was clear for me to cross the junction.
With confidence, I drove out, smiling, picking up speed, thinking "I'm good I'm good".
"WOI! RED LIGHT AH!"
Cannot blame me la! I don't have driving license. Ish.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
What do you do when someone stabs you with a fork?
Easy.
You take TWO non-stainless-steel rusty forks (you're already on the winning side coz you have more), stick one up his ass and one up the nose, and grind away happily, savouring each twist.
Not what he/she deserves I hear?
Fine. Just screw him/her in a blender with lotsa chillies and peppers.
(Trust me, no one looks good with red skin! Except Animal)
So what if a person puts on a show and manipulates you into being the evil critic?
You GRAB the opportunity and heckle ala Statler & Waldorf till you turngreen pink (Pink's a better colour).
Don't worry about coming off as sarcastic and mean.
Everybody loves Statler & Waldorf!
Easy.
You take TWO non-stainless-steel rusty forks (you're already on the winning side coz you have more), stick one up his ass and one up the nose, and grind away happily, savouring each twist.
Not what he/she deserves I hear?
Fine. Just screw him/her in a blender with lotsa chillies and peppers.
(Trust me, no one looks good with red skin! Except Animal)
So what if a person puts on a show and manipulates you into being the evil critic?
You GRAB the opportunity and heckle ala Statler & Waldorf till you turn
Don't worry about coming off as sarcastic and mean.
Everybody loves Statler & Waldorf!
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Saturday, October 4, 2008
A muppet show a day keeps the gloom away.
Do not take my sunshine away!
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Friday, October 3, 2008
This is the part I look forward to everyday. It has become a daily routine. After I got back from work, cleaned and fed myself, I'd turn on the computer, kick my feet up and indulge in the better bit of life -
LAUGHTER.
What better way to let loose after a stressful day at work?
Any idea where I can find these talking, singing, entertaining and happy stuffed friends? I'd love to get myself a few. Kermit and Beaker perhaps? Or maybe the Swedish Chef? Yeah, the Swedish Chef would be good, I'd be happy and well fed! I'm smart.
Alright all you muppets! Start applying to be my bff! I promise I won't abuse you and make you sing all day long. I'll love you and take good care of you.
Now, where did that furry lil monster go.....
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Do you dig opera?
No?
Well, you should.
Ok fine, perhaps not opera.
But give this song a go.
Still don't like it?
Chill. I bet you'll LOVE this next one. There's NO WAY you're not gonna love this.
They're are just... amazing.
Such gifted creatures. So full of emotions. So... musical.
Their talent, apparently, wasn't put to waste. They made sure the draggiest and most boring song is covered in the most interesting way possible.
Remember their rendition of DANNY BOY?
Respect yo.
Now, the question is....
why weren't these talented musicians nominated in the Grammys?
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Monday, September 29, 2008
Ever wondered who the two grumpy looking old men are in those muppet videos?
Introducing...
Waldorf & Statler
The two disagreeable old men that appeared at the end of every muppet episode insulting and heckling the show and its characters.
Don't you just loooveee them?!
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Occupation: Hecklers
Spouse: Waldorf's - Astoria (Astro Ria?!)
Statler's - Unknown
Address: The Muppet Theater Balcony
Here.. get a taste of their.. erm...
arghh... just watch it.
Wanna know more about the sarcastic duo?
Feed your curiosity here.
Question.
Are they pals with Simon Cowell?
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
Can't get enough of the ever entertaining and multi-talented muppets?
Here's Beaker's rendition of Beethoven's Ode To Joy.
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Statler: Mmm, I've never seen anything like that before.
Waldorf: And with any luck, I'll never see anything like it again!
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Still can't get enough? Want more?
Here's The Blue Danube Waltz,
as performed by Camilla
and conducted by her boyfriend The Great Gonzo.
ONE two three TWO two three CAMILLA!!!!
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Statler: Hmm. How many hits did that thing receive?
Waldorf: Unfortunately, not enough to kill it!
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Meep!
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
What do you get when you put 3 very talented and unique muppet individuals together on a stage?
A heart-wrenching performance.
Let's hear it from the Leprechaun Brothers!
That's
The Swedish Chef, Animal, and Beaker
for you!
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Statler: Oh, there goes another popular expression down the drain.
Waldorf: What's that?
Statler: The luck of the Irish!
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Why . is . the Swedish Chef . crying?
Oh boy.. oh boy....
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